Nine-year-old Willow Smith's obnoxious trash jam "Whip My Hair" now has a teaser video. Why do I have a feeling that with the right forces of evil in alignment, this horse shit will become a giant smash just like all of her dad Will's songs did for an annoying period of time?
The subliminal pink triangles are a classy touch, though. Oh, wait—that's a "W." For "whatever."
